6 Lessons in Cat Reality    by simone on 24 May 2014 | No Comment 1. How they think they look frolicking in the snow. "So powerful, so fast and so all-terrain." Image credit How they really look. "Help, I can't feel my whiskers." Image credit   2. How they think they look in close-up. "Hey girl, can I buy you a glass of cream sometime?"   Image credit   How they really look. "Hey girl... hey girl...wait up I want to ask you something... can you hear me?"    Image credit   3. How they think they look climbing trees. "I'll just be here looking wonderful, sniffing these strategically placed flowers that purrfectly complement my fur."   Image credit   How they really look. "Hurry, get help. My claws can't hold on much longer."   Image credit   4. How they think they look lounging around. "Mmmm so cosy and soft. This sofa and I were meant for each other."   Image credit   How they really look. "Does this sofa make my bum look big? I think it's cut the circulation to my tail"   Image credit 5. How they think they look having drinking. "Oops I have managed a few small, delightful drops of milk on my lips that make me look more adorable."    Image credit How they really look. "Don't blame me, the bowl's too big. Ow ow ow - I think some got in my eye."    Image credit 6. How they think they look enjoying the rain. "John Updike once said, 'Rain is grace; rain is the sky condescending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life.' Such exquisite words.” Image credit How they really look. "Sing in the rain they said. Go jump some puddles. It will be fun they said."    Image credit Feature image credit Comment(s)0 Join the Conversation Name* * Please enter your name. Email * Email address will not be published Please enter a valid email address. Comment * Please enter your comment. Security Code 'Please enter security code. Submit